Thursday, January 12, 2012

Poop Story

Life as a new mom has been exciting. I've touched more bodily fluids than I ever imagined and I'm only two months in. I must share this story though... It's not THAT gross...

After church last Sunday we went to Logan's Roadhouse for lunch. Jackson was perfect and slept in his infant carrier the whole time. Once we finished eating I fed him his bottle in the car while we waited on the rest of Brent's family to come meet us. I could tell that Jackson had on a stinky but decided to wait until he was finished eating before changing him. Since we were in a parking lot I decided to stand outside the tahoe and lay him in the backseat. He was so happy when I opened up his diaper and saw his HUGE 2 day in the works "Prize". It was everywhere! I had to laugh at the amount of green poop my baby had produced. But wait... Mid diaper change he decided to release a flood of thick green poo!!! I was in shock and started mumbling about needing help as I shoved the new clean diaper against him to attempt to block the flow of lava from hitting our new leather seats. Jackson giggled the whole time! I then started throwing dirty wipes and diapers on the pavement. Thankfully I was able to keep the mess on me and not him and his fancy Sunday outfit. Brent picked up all the dirty debris from my big pile and off we went to the gas station to clean me and the diaper changing pad up. Once all evidence of poop was gone I was able to laugh it off. I've never seen or touched any substance like that before. I know it won't be the last though!

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